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2009.06.21 @ London UK概述: The Holiday Inn - Farnborough Station - London Waterloo - Everywhere - Go Back 早上醒来在床上翻滚的时候,突然想试试看上MSN,结果就这么上去了。网络类型变成了HSDPA…速度很快,钞票跑得也很快,直接导致上了一天就宣告停机。幸好没有网络的日子一共也只有两天,一旦开始上班就有免费网络可以上咯,还能写写space。 第二天学乖,出门的时候穿着长袖衬衫,清晨(其实也已经8点半了)的风还是很冷的。搭便车再次宣告失败,不管我是在路边挥手,还是伸大拇指都没人甩我,就差伸中指一个动作没做了。再次路过Aviator Hotel,这是最早预订的酒店,超级现代化,也是镇上估计最高的一幢建筑(5层)。不过这种旅馆,上海见多了,还是小旅馆有意思。 在英国,发现很多人爱买标致,雷诺的车……超级多超级多,其他车呈等概率分布。 第二日由于是星期日,整个购物中心空荡荡的,10点了还完全没有想要开门的意思……哎。 有了昨天的经验,轻车熟路的一句"One return ticket with underground please"搞定,卖票的还是昨天的Rex,呃,再次对他不去拍电影表示可惜。星期日因为是Rest Day,所以火车班次也异常的少,半小时一列,而且都慢车。昨天36分钟到达伦敦滑铁卢,这天却花了56分钟,中间还在温布尔登靠站的。话说温布尔登还是个大站呢,有足足10个月台,相比法布洛夫只有2个……到了滑铁卢,一天的地铁之行就此开始。 首日线路: 特法拉广场 - 国家美术馆 - 中国城 - 康文特花园 - 牛津街 - 塔桥
搭Northern Line乘一站路到Charing Cross站,出站就是特法拉广场(鸽子广场啦),传闻说这里是伦敦市内唯一一个允许喂养鸽子的广场。不过奇怪的是,我却并没有见到许多鸽子,反而还是昨天在圣詹姆士公园看到的鸽子更多。特法拉广场四个方向有四个墩子,上面理应有四座当年保护伦敦的四名骑士的塑像,不过奇怪的却是我看到西北角少了一个,不知何解。广场正后方就是国家美术馆,门口好多人在卖艺。有一男一女在地上画各国国旗的,也有踩梯子接飞刀的。美术馆里,其实大多数的油画都不知其历史,不认得其画者,唯一有那么点印象的就是梵高的『向日葵』了,也是整个美术馆里聚集了最多人的地方,45室。每个房间的角落里都会坐着一名保全,让我想到了Mr.Bean保护那幅什么母亲的电影场景。
美术馆隔壁的女王博物馆是要买门票的,门口晃了晃,就闪了。 继续搭地铁一站路到Leicester Square站,出来就是中国城。其实说是中国城,和其他街道也并没有什么太大的区别,除了招牌通常有中文,有跌打药店,有中医,有中餐馆,仅此而已。其实在国外的中国人,大多都是广东那边的,听说话都是粤语居多。中国城里电影院特别多,一多多地方光我看见的电影院就有5家。中国城附近还卖鞋子的特别多,Nike阿达彪马鳄鱼倍福来基本上都是对折,跟国内一样,贴的标语也是"清仓大甩卖",感觉乱糟糟的,鞋子都是堆成堆的,自己拿自己试自己拿到柜台付钱。
走出中国城不远,就是伦敦的标志性广告牌————Sanyo & TDK。不看旁边的建筑,可能会以为自己到了东京涉谷。 下一站地铁是Convent Garden,奥黛丽·赫本的《窈窕淑女》的取景地。弹格路+路边的小店,确实像电影里的场景,如今这里也有了现代的商业街,fcuk跟ZARA无处不在包括这里。路过家餐厅的时候,电视里正放着在银石进行的F1。随意的兜了一转之后,去TBS买了点东西,重来。再奔牛津街,其实本来是想去哈罗德中心的,看到地铁要乘好远,而且走了两天脚底板也很痛(怀疑自己是不是有平足),所以退而求其次。
中间看看时间差不多打了个电话,没人接……发了短信,没人回,正奇怪中,发现电话号码拨错了…………囧自己一个。再打正确号码的时候,晚了,关机了……
先去老邦德街瞅瞅Burberry,越看越觉得难看=。= 纯格子……襄阳路货。为啥这么难看的东西这么多女人喜欢呢,搞不懂,终究还是放弃。
之后是到香水店,人山人海……架子上摆的香水,差不多有300多种,有认识的牌子的更多的是不认识的牌子的,就算是认识的牌子也不知道到底每款有啥区别。闻了差不多10多种香水,闻得全都迷糊了,觉得每种香水都味道差不多,到最后我是只分得出男香跟女香的区别了。觉得Burberry的Touch和Brit还不错,其他的么,完全没概念。挂三的是,香水还不明码标价的,搞得我对每种香水都要先闻味道,再看容量,最后问价钱,价钱还通常是带角分的,听得我累死。早知应该对香水多做做功课的,个人觉得第一次来伦敦应该是属于上手过程,等过几个月再来一次伦敦,应该就可以大多数事情都熟门熟路了呢。店里来买香水的那些欧洲女人真是恐怖,都是带着List一个个报出来问有没有的,难道她们所有的都试过,然后再决定哪个最喜欢的啊=。= 而且都是味道很浓的Bvlgari(某人说的,宝格丽适合体味大的欧洲人)。回了旅馆才想起谁对香水有研究,囧…… 某人推荐: YSL Baby Doll, Marc Jacobs Daisy, Gucci Envy Me, Moschiro I Love Love... 各位有研究的,尽情喷吧。
当日最后一站是Tower Hill。一直以为伦敦出名的那个桥叫伦敦桥,现在才知道原来那个是塔桥,伦敦桥不过是一座普通的不能再普通的桥了。说到塔桥,两个月前还估摸着买个塔桥的纸模呢,只是碍于其体积过大家里没有专门的格子放,才换了个别的的。话说塔桥引人注目的地方就是两个塔,我喜欢叫它桥头堡,巨型桥头堡。每天晚上5点左右,塔桥的桥面会升起成八字形,这个时候游人最多,凑热闹。塔桥边上很另类的树立着几栋纯玻璃幕墙的新式建筑,最引人注目的是个像巨蛋一样的,我喜欢叫它伦敦巨蛋体育场。广角相机可以把塔桥和巨蛋一起照进一张照片,传统和现代的合一,这种风格在伦敦无处不在,可谓之一道风景线。
塔桥处的鸽子,都是穷凶极恶的,一旦路人掉下来点什么饼干面包碎屑就会招来一大群鸽子来争食,它们这么吃倒是也不见发胖,真神奇。 全部兜完照例回小镇,漫长的火车行程。欧洲人的小孩皮肤都特别白,羡慕~不过其实亚洲人的小孩皮肤红润,也不错。小孩子的皮肤总是很令人向往的,忍不住想捏捏。
回旅馆,洗澡开电视,没啥电视可看。了解了下F1的结果,睡觉。 2009.06.20 @ London UK概述: The Holiday Inn - Farnborough Station - London Waterloo - Everywhere - Go Back
前一晚19点入睡,今早5点50醒来,翻滚了几下拖到七点正式起床。时差问题 ,根本就不算啥问题,感觉生活还挺正常的。赶早第一批去吃了早餐,自助的,肉肠看上去不错,不过其实那个烟熏的,味道有点怪异,还是吃普通的那个比较可口。吃了两片面包,用了下草莓酱和树莓酱,味道类似,草莓稍佳。还尝试了个黑兮兮的饼,再也不会去吃第二次……培根很干,不好吃;奶昔,还没尝试;煮豆子看上去就不好吃;炸鱼块也很普通,早餐也就如此了。 事先做了点准备,去火车站的路线啦,去伦敦之后去哪里啦,所以吃完饭打个包就出发了。 不得不说英国的天气真的很鬼。早晨5点已经天亮;8点半出发的时候冷得惊人,也就13度的样子,还飘着小雨;10点下了火车,烈日高照,30度;下午3点再次下雨;4点再次烈日…… 直到9点天还没黑。 去Farnborough Station的路,是条直路,每个人都和我说,大概走个15分钟就能到了,结果我硬是走了30分钟才刚到Aon Shopping Center。 从旅馆出门右转,第一家店就是卖二手车的。韩国车最便宜,从2000镑到3200镑不等;接下来是日本车,2200镑到3500镑;再之后是法国车。如果国内也是这个价钱多好,花2599镑买辆看上去还很新的本田CRV。 之后,是加油站,上面的牌子分两种价钱,104.9p和106.9p,分辨不出区别,清洁汽油or会员价? 再走个十几分钟可以经过几个便利店和小餐厅,2L的碳酸饮料卖69p,餐厅外卖批萨大多10吋的卖8镑左右。有家卖二手房的店铺很吸引人喔,卖13w到19w镑的每栋别墅看上去都很不错。 再走,是卖新车的Baron和BMW,新的宝马三系1.2w镑,奥迪S-Line也只是,保时捷CameraS是15,999镑,还有马自达MX-8。在英国,奥迪TT真的非常流行,路上时不时就一辆圆脑袋圆屁股的TT飞驰而过。 到了购物中心的时候竟然还没什么店开门,但是超市停车场却已经挤满了来采购的人了,不知道他们那么早来干啥,中国老太太型……在英国做服务行业的工作还是挺舒服的,周一到周六早9:30到晚17:50下班,周日12点到16点只工作4小时,甚至星期日不开门营业也行,全凭自己。 到了英国花的第一分钱,花在了买张手机卡。向来对O2的感觉比对Orange好,所以直接就进去买了个10镑包50分钟国际长途的卡。iPhone 3G,3Gs 16G和32G还是异常得贵,342.6镑,440.2镑和538.5镑。给爸爸妈妈打电话,也给其他该打电话的人打电话,大多数人都是死命都不接,大概看到这么奇怪的号码都会连锁反应想到是诈骗或者那个轮的电话吧,只有一个例外喔。打完电话才发现50分钟不够用,不过少点也有好处,可以时刻提醒自己省着点用。 再走个5分钟终于见到了传闻很近的火车站,卖车票的售票员长得很帅,有点像Speed Racer里的Rex。车票的价格我只能说真tmd贵啊,伦敦一日来回票带地铁票要付18.4镑,折算成人民币,真是恐怖啊。不过不得不说,英国的铁路和地铁的导向标志确实很清楚,我啥都不问也能安全得去安然无恙得回来。火车是直接开到伦敦滑铁卢站的,中间还经过了Wimbleton,不过那天乘的快车,没停这站。另外,应该Working站附近有McLaren的总部,可惜也没看到。到了滑铁卢站,那人潮汹涌的,跟春运时的新客站一样。 出站,第一眼见到了London Eye,好吧,第一个景点就是这个了。买票,排队,上摩天轮,排队,拍照,基本上也是排队。升到最高的时候,可以以一个特别的俯视角度看大本钟和议会大楼算是值回了17镑的票价。有一对北欧人模样的情侣,女的要和我合影=。= 挺奇怪的。 首日线路: 伦敦眼 - 大本钟 - 议会大楼 - 西敏寺 - 唐宁街 - 骑兵院 - 圣詹姆士公园 - 白金汉宫 - 邦德街 - 牛津街 - 伦敦桥
这天其实基本上就没乘啥地铁,伦敦眼下来,过桥到了大本钟和议会大楼。大本钟和我本来脑海里的想象不同,竟然是金黄色的而不是黑色的钟。议会大楼分好多扇门,不同官级的不同人需要走不同的门,算是中世纪等级森严的标志。西敏寺内部是收费的,要看帝王和牛顿的墓的想法泡汤,在外头碰到了俩上海人,实在是旅客太多,哪儿的人都有可能遇到。唐宁街10号是不允许进入的,所以游人都围在了唐宁街路口。骑兵院门口的骑兵是为拍照专用而设的,等我上去摸马的时候它就不听话了,左动右动不肯安静下来。穿过骑兵院的路上遇到有人向我问路,我还回答出来了,挺神的。在St.James Park,河里的不知是鸭子还是鸳鸯很多,树木都是异常粗大的,好多好多人在草地上野餐或者躺着休息,惬意。一出公园,就能见到全伦敦第二人多的地方,Berkinghan Palace。大铁门上两个皇家的盾剑标志是必须留影留下来的。正面还有Victoria's Memory的石柱和雕塑,旁边是The Queen's Museum。走到摩尔大道之后,一个左转一直走就可以走到邦德街,品牌商店一条街,长长的近1KM的街上我只认识一个LV一个Burberry,都是中国人最爱凑热闹的地方。店里基本上都是亚洲面孔,来此IB一回。不过,其实要IB基本上也是需要下血本的。对于在英国生活英国工作的人来说,这价钱真的不算什么,可惜我买啥都是还要先换算的,这就很恐怖了。经典格子的Burberry大号钱包最终售价是139镑,1500多人民币呢,乖乖,而且还不好看说实话,不知道是不是Made in China的。在邦德街上还有个有意思的是,走没几十米远就能见到一辆酷车停路边。法拉力,玛莎拉蒂,保时捷到处都是,至于TT,S8,CLK就没啥好看的了。牛津街传说是伦敦商业最发达的一条街,确实,人多得跟上海南京路一样,人一样多却不是步行街,所以只能和大多数人保持一样的速度走路。在这里买东西并不舒服,因为店员常忙得不顾你的存在,结账也是需要排队的。反正只要你的店铺是在这条街上,卖啥都能赚钱,甚至是卖水果。但是这里却找不到什么英国的特产(或许英国本来就没特产),泰迪熊Made in China,红色公车模型Made in China,杯子Made in China,哎……找个烟斗却找不到,看来这里只适合追求时尚的非中国人士。整条街上最多的店铺就是Zara和fcuk,衬衫也不便宜,29镑和23.5镑分别。至于人最多的,就是Primark和next,看看店里的人群就有想撤退的感觉。兜一整天累了,就坐了地铁去伦敦桥兜一转。出了地铁站,楞是没找到伦敦桥,反而路上被人拦住要钱(参考国内,装可怜自称来上海,钱用完了,只想要个住宿钱的),被我含糊过去了。在附近兜了好一会儿才发现,原来伦敦桥就是那座普通得不能再普通的桥了,原来伦敦桥和塔桥是有区别的。London Bridge is not equal to Tower Hill。这一天走得太累,于是就搭晚上19:38的火车回来了。很想找个人搭我回旅馆,可惜车站没有人往这个方向,路上的车又根本无视我,我伸手他们却连油门都不放一下。就这样,疲惫不堪双脚疼痛(尤其是左脚脚底板,左脚是我重心脚)的我楞是又走了35分钟才回旅馆。
真想第二天就不去伦敦了,想想太可惜,就来这么一次,一共两天,怎能浪费一天在旅馆呆着呢。所以拿出地图,规划第二天的线路。还要记账,明确开支。 2009.06.19 @ Farnborough, UK概述: 浦东机场 - Virgin Air Atlantica VS251航班 - 伦敦希思罗机场 - The Holiday Inn in Farnborough UK
早晨9点20的航班,浦东机场。为等待某迟到乘客,20分钟后才开始从候机楼向跑道缓慢地滑行,距离之长,路线之绕,深表无语。好不容易挪到地方,还要排队等待起飞,一长串十几架飞机大小不一,甚为壮观。半分钟一架升空,可见浦东机场繁忙程度。
经济舱位置狭小,膝盖顶着前座,所以坐不安稳睡不安稳,甚是难过。邻座壮男从头至尾都在看机载DVD,对其精力深表钦佩。12小时的航程,飞机上竟然提供了两顿正餐,外加一份下午茶,带这么多东西上飞机,汗,直接导致下飞机后到了旅馆一点都不饿,洗洗刷刷19点刚到正好睡觉倒时差。
希思罗机场比浦东机场更繁忙,硬是在机场上空盘旋了10分钟。减速和下降的时候,耳朵痛得不行,像是鼓膜要往外撑破了似的,相比来说起飞就舒服好多。降落之后,才发现屁股后面几公里外竟然还跟着一串三架飞机……实在是太紧密了。
之后没发生什么大事,通道出来正常的通关(超严酷考验耐心的通关队伍,排队~),找行李,找举着我名字的小牌子的人,乘车到25哩外的小旅馆,一切无事。来接我的是Peugeot 407,自然而然的去拉右车门……英国其实只有伦敦市中心有Black Cab,算是保留特色,至于其他地方的出租车都是形形色色的,你想买啥就买啥,算是改变脑海里的印象了。
比较囧的是,旅馆前台说公司没有Confirm会支付我的住宿费用,我囧,难道我千辛万苦赶来就这待遇,死缠滥磨之下才终于给我住下,艰辛的旅途啊,一开始就……不得不说的是,前台的英国口音是严重,只听得懂一半。
入住的是个双人间,感觉挺怪异,隔壁床是空的。电视机也是很小的,只有10吋,电视节目也只有10套,上网是需要另外付费的,而且只提供有线的,对于我没带笔记本的人来说,只能嗝屁,正好看了费用15镑一天,敲诈啊。睡觉睡觉…… 流程1. 探病
2. 逛街
3. 采购
4. 篮球
5. 台球
6. 羽毛球
7. 磨合
8. 日料 8 Years, Hide2001.5.2 - 2009.5.2 I DON'T KNOWNEXT, NEXT
![]() 只剩下寂寞仍在唱歌2009年4月6日,享年34岁,只剩下寂寞仍在这世上唱歌。
四五月是个悲伤的季节,哥哥和众人开的愚人节玩笑,和揪心的五月二日Hide的一去不回。
紫藤公园的樱花也开了,白色,隐隐有些血般的鲜红,树下,是不是也埋藏着寂寞的灵魂。 Wedding Crashers真爱就是能令你灵魂能感受共鸣的那种情感。
在她面前,你会变得恍惚,即使心里计划好的说话,也全无用处。
p.s.The Rules of Wedding Crashing Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer. Rule #4: No one goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #11: Sensitive is good. Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them. Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18: You love animals and children. Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18. Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close. Rule #28: Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the playbook so you can call an audible. Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back to your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #39: The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #41: Never hit on the bride -- it's a one way ticket to the pavement Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun. Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it. Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher's code-name as well! Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church. Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée. Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?" Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women. Rule #51: Always pull out in time. Rule #52: Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #53: It's time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive". Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They're too clingy. Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John. Rule #56: Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact: merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #58: The Ferrari's in the shop. Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #60: No "chicken dancing": no exceptions. Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend. More and your game gets sloppy. You'll also attract unwanted notice. Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #64: Always save room for cake. Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #66: Smile! You're having the time of your life. Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #68: Dance with the Bride's grandmother. Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It's time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum. Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook. Rule #75: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times. Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is. Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first. Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift: you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #82: Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #83: Don't let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #85: Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit: not cool, not effective. Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man. Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend. Rule #88: You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether be from another US state or another country. Texas is too-played out. For some reason, England, Germany or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you've nailed them! Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children. Rule #91: Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how hot the girl. Rule #92: Tell the bride's friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa. Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you'll need to make a fast escape. Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors. Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy. Rule #96: Etiquette isn't old-fashioned. It's sexy. Rule #97: Catholic weddings: the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony: horny girls. Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #100: Save the tuxes for "the big show" only. Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on. Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #103: Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest--okay. Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later. Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating. Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around. Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design. Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too. Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom's mother even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself. Rule #112: Have FUN! It's why you're there! Rule #113: Don't look for opportunities; make them. Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash--funerals are year round! Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John) 六周年走了 更会被人所记忆
悲伤的话语为什么还要用那么坚决的口吻里见 当你看到这封信时,我已经走完最后的医生旅程。 另外,作为站在对抗癌症第一线者,竟未及早发现,走上手术无法摘除的死亡一途,深感惭愧。 财前五郎 |
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